British and Other.

jackalqueenston:

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

(Source: snarkys, via littleimplannister)

Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?
frenums:

egg
That sucks man

twerkforcats:

hey stop scrolling

whatever has happened whether it is big or small whether it has happened two days ago or 2 months ago 

its okay to forgive yourself 

okay you can scroll now have a lovely day 

(via alonelookingatthestars)

javeliner:

having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’

(via no-shave-sherlock)

anondracomalfoy:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is bangin’ as hell.

(via queen-of-bakerstreet)

Rule #12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
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